C&B Martyrs: 2

A man in a suit in an office who is on the phone, looking shocked and worried. His left hand is slapping his head.

Have you suffered a web3 accident and severed an appendage?
You may be entitled to compensation.

An x-ray mockup of a knee with some apparent injury, which is colored red, while the rest of the leg is colored blue.
An animation of surgeons in an operating room forcefully hitting a metal implement that appears to be attached to a patient, but the metal object is out of frame and it is unclear what they're doing.

World-class Surgeons are at hand to help you with your surgery needs and to also help with your journey to recovery. However, places are limited and there is unexpected high demand at the moment in your area. We ask that you please register on our waitlist while we deal with this influx of patients.

It's not our first time, so you will have confidence in our safe hands

A man holding a massive chef's knife, about 4 feet long. He is wearing a blue shirt with the number 13 and a boat on it. He stands in front of a storefront that appears to be a pawn shop, as it is displaying various random objects, including many bottles.

You're not alone - we have support groups you can join on telegram and facebook

A support group closely circled around a man with his hands pressed to his nose and mouth, palms touching. He looks sad and the 5 people around him look supportive.

Take a look behind the curtain to get and early look of our C&B R&D

A red curtain like those used in plays

earyTech prototype:
Pre-reattachment Surgery Support Device

Concept art of C&B replacements

A diagram of hydroelectric energy. The details are not important as the diagram is used in jest, but it depicts various parts of the energy generator process like headpond, intake, powerhouse, generator, penstock, turbine, draft tube, tailrace, transformer, and transmission lines. A diagram of a robot arm with 6 joints and 5 arms

We have the technology, we are just perfecting our marketing campaigns. Check back soon for pre-orders. Early pre-orders receive a free skin to use in the Fortnite video game for playstaion - show off in game to your friends!

phi-los-o-phy as depicted in the dictionary

Our lab's philosphy

We guarantee that our scientists (of all ages) do not sleep to ensure that they can be right and early to the start of their work day. We are committed to finding the cure to all issues you might face in life by being so early.

For legal reasons - we must be clear, please read the following in full to ensure you comply with terms and conditions: [redacted].